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Crafted With Aloe Vera & Shea Butter — Because Real Men Don't Need Perfume

Crafted With Aloe Vera & Shea Butter — Because Real Men Don't Need Perfume

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Legends, Hunters, Warriors, Lumberjacks, and Other Men Who Aren't Afraid of Mud

Our legendary soap bars are forged in the wild town of Bear Lake, Michigan — a place where even the lakes flex their muscles. Each cold process batch is made to be the Chuck Norris of soaps. We say “NO” to ingredients that might mess with your manliness, like weird fragrances, questionable oils, and chemicals that even a national spelling bee champion can’t pronounce. Lather up and strut outta that bathroom like the legendary man you are.


No Fragrances or
Harsh Chemicals

No Moob

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Aloe Vera

Plucked from cacti, aloe vera is here to toughen up your skin the way nature intended.

Shea Butter

This nutty fat packs a punch! It's like a spa day, but for men who've just wrestled a bear.

Rice Bran

Rich in antioxidants to protect your face and skin from the everyday battle against dullness. Turn that rugged charm up to 11!

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Oils of Olive, Rice Bran, Palm Kernel, Castor — plus Unrefined Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Aloe, and a good ol' dash of Vitamin E.


Seize this bar like it's the hilt of Excalibur.

No chemicals that you need a PhD to understand. No hippie oils that contribute to increasing moobs. No fragrances that'll have you smelling like a flower garden.

Just pure, manly ingredients for the skin of legends. Get scrubbing, and when you're done, step out feeling like the hero you were born to be.