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A Soap Bar The Infamous Pirate Blackbeard (The Real Life Jack Sparrow) Would Chose Smells like: A sun-warmed cask, a ...

A Soap Bar The Infamous Pirate Blackbeard (The Real Life Jack Sparrow) Would Chose

Smells like: A sun-warmed cask, a dash of spice, and a whisper of citrus, reminiscent of old-time sailor's taverns and distant Caribbean shores.

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Pirates, Buccaneers, Swashbucklers, Navigators, and Any Man Yearning to Smell like the Captain of the Seven Seas

These legendary soap bars are forged in the hidden coves off a Michigan peninsula, where even the seagulls sport eye patches. Each cold process batch is concocted to be the Blackbeard of soaps. Embrace the robust aroma of Bay Rum, the scent of adventure on the high seas, and bid farewell to anything that dares to challenge your rugged masculine essence. Lather up and emerge from your quarters like the legend you’re destined to be.


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Avocado Oil

Harvested from avocados as sturdy as a galleon's hull, this oil hydrates your hide like a swig of grog.

Shea Butter

This isn't the lotion of hermits. It's the fierce, skin-calming companion of the brine-soaked buccaneer.

Rice Bran

Packed with antioxidants to keep your skin as enduring as tales of treasure.

Set sail with this bar, and every wash will be a voyage, with the spirit of the Bay Rum leading the helm.

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Saponified oils of - olive oil, rice bran oil, coconut oil, palm kernel oil, palm oil, castor oil, shea butter, almond oil, avocado oil, vitamin E oil, essential and fragrance oils of bay, Sweet orange.


Grasp this bar as if it's the wheel of a pirate ship. No treacherous chemicals that'll turn your chest hair into a deserted island. Shun those hippie brews and chemicals that aim to maroon your masculinity. Only the purest, most gallant ingredients here, crowned with the adventurous aroma of Bay Rum that'll have the great kraken itself nodding in approval.

Start scrubbing, and once you're through, emerge as the Bay Rum baron, ready to navigate the world with the boldness of a buccaneer and the charm of a captain at the helm.