Enough with the Estrogenic Elixirs
& Soapy Moob Makers!
Revolutionize Your
Hygiene Game with
the SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Starter Kit!
Legend,
Now you can stand tall against the feminizing chemical onslaught…
By reclaiming and fortifying your masculinity with a shower kit built for the uncompromising man.
Each ingredient in the Shower Like a MAN starter kit passes our rigorous “Legendary Audit”...
Ensuring you get a great clean, while elevating your manliness.
Step out of the shower and face the world boldly from head to toe (and everything between) with the Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit.
Other Shampoo & Soaps vs.
Legendary Shampoo & Soaps
Other
Shampoo & Soap
Contain hormone disrupting fragrances and scents
Parabens, sulfates, phthalates, and other chemicals that suppress your masculinity
Dyed chemical-goop that dry out your skin and scalp
May be manufactured in countries with less regulations, possibly making them unsafe
Masks your natural God-given attraction pheromones
Many “natural brands” contain lavender and tea tree oil increasing man-boobs
No money-back guarantees, because many big companies treat you like dollar-signs, not people
Smell like a lady or maybe an 8th-grade boys locker room
Legendary
Shampoo & Soap
No feminizing fragrances
or scentsTruly “fragrance free” or “unscented” no chemicals, just natural man-friendly essential oils
No synthetic chemicals or dyes
Free from hormone disrupting chemicals, parabens, or phthalates
OneCert Certified organic ingredients and proudly made in the USA
Doesn’t mask your natural manly attraction pheromones
Ingredients that support a thick, healthy, masculine mane and hydrated skin
Comes with a lifetime satisfaction guarantee
Smell like a freaking Legend
What You Get Inside
The Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit
1x Bottle Of Legendary Unscented Shampoo
Thick, Clean, And Strong Hair
Natural ingredients that strengthen, clean, and nourish your hair for optimal thickness and maintenance.
Certified Organic Ingredients
Organic natural ingredients that do your hair and hormones good.
Genuinely Fragrance Free
No testosterone crushing fragrances
Free From Harsh Chemicals, Parabens, Or Phthalates
No endocrine disrupting chemicals that sink a man’s swimmers and make you less manly.
Won’t Mask Your Manly Pheromones
God gave you a natural manly scent to attract the opposite sex. So why hide your “He-Man pheromones” with feminizing scents and chemicals that disrupt your “T”?
ingredients
Coconut
Oil
Olive
Oil
Aloe
Vera
Rosemary
Extract
Vodka
Jojoba
Oil
Horsetail
Herb
2x Legendary Unscented Soap Bars
Genuinely Unscented
Perfect for covert missions where you gotta smell “neutral”
Smell Like a MAN
No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.
Made In The USA
Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.
Gentle Yet Powerful
Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.
Longer Lasting Thick Brick
Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.
No Hippie Moob Oils
Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.
ingredients
Olive
oil
Rice bran
oil
Palm kernel
oil
Castor
oil
Avocado
oil
Almond
oil
Unrefined Shea Butter
Vitamin E
Aloe
BONUS #1:
1 FREE Bar Of Our Legendary Rustic Ginger Soap
Brawny, Spicy Aroma
Smell like a grizzled, yet dapper frontiersman conquering the wild without toxic fragrances.
Smell Like a MAN
No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.
Made In The USA
Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.
Gentle Yet Powerful
Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.
Longer Lasting Thick Brick
Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.
No Hippie Moob Oils
Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.
ingredients
Saponified oils of olive
Rice bran
Coconut oil
Palm kernel
Castor oil
Unrefined Shea Butter
Unrefined almond oil
Unrefined avocado oil
Essential oils & botanicals
BONUS #2:
1 FREE Bar Of Our Legendary Sudsy Sandalwood Soap
Musky, Woody Aroma
Smell like you just walked out of a cabin built with your bare hands.
Smell Like a MAN
No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.
Made In The USA
Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.
Gentle Yet Powerful
Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.
Longer Lasting Thick Brick
Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.
No Hippie Moob Oils
Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.
ingredients
Saponified oils of EV olive oil
Rice bran Oil
Coconut oil
Palm
kernel Oil
Palm
Oil
Castor
oil
AVOCADO OIL
Shea butter
Vitamin E
Essential oils & botanicals
Benzoin
BONUS #3:
FAST & FREE SHIPPING!
Within the next 4-5 days we can have this entire starter kit shipped right to your front door I invision like a white bubble wrap bag kind of thing like we send from the post office. On the front of it says "FAST FREE SHIPPING" in red. The bag at the top is opened (like someone opened it) and you can see some of the items sticking out like the shampoo and soap bars
So you never…
I repeat— NEVER
Have to suds your skin or your balls with feminizing chemicals ever again.
Legendary Standard
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
We’re so confident you’re gonna love our Legendary Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit, that your purchase is backed by our 100%, no questions asked, no hassle whatsoever, lifetime guarantee.
How can we give such a ridiculous guarantee? Simple.
We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.
There’s no harsh chemicals, no hippie moob oils, no dyes, and no synthetic fragrances that disrupt a man’s hormones. PERIOD.
We ensure each batch of our cold-pressed products is made with the highest standards in certified facilities right here in the USA.
You’re never gonna go back to your old shower routine after you try this starter kit.
But if for some reason your wife has been slipping soy milk into your morning coffee and you’d rather go back to your feminizing hygiene routine, let us know. We can’t promise we’ll give you back your man card but we can promise you a full refund.
Original: $55.95 + $10.50 Shipping
$37.95
+ Free Shipping
Order The Shower Like A Man KitFrequently Asked Questions
The Shower Like A Man Starter Kit comes with:
1 bottle of Legendary Unscented Shampoo
2 bars of Legendary Unscented Soap
1 Free Legendary Rustic Ginger soap bar
1 Free Legendary Sudsy Sandalwood soap bar
Fast and Free Shipping
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
We wanted to make it ebay for you to overhaul your shower of toxic and feminizing chemicals once and for all and replace them with genuine man-friendly products that support your masculinity.
We wanted to make an absolutely EPIC bundle for you. So here you go, Legend. But it’s only available for a short time.
Nope. The Shower Like A Man Starter Kit is a one-time purchase. You won’t be rebilled. However after trying the kit, most guys come back to our website and create their own subscription so they never run out of our man-friendly soaps and shampoos. Plus, our subscriptions give you the biggest savings. So after you fall in love with the Shower Like A Man starter kit we recommend you come back and build your subscription to your liking.
I can promise you that the shampoo or soap you are using has the word “fragrance” or “parfum”. Just about every men’s soap or shampoo loads up on fragrances to create their signature scent. They’re often made in a lab and are really a code word for “phthalate” which is one of the worst testosterone killing chemicals in the world.
There’s also parabens in soap and shampoo which extend the shelf life of the product. For the big companies that order millions of bars and bottles at a time, they put parabens in to make sure the product doesn’t spoil before it goes out to the stores. For small companies like us, we don’t need parabens to extend the life of our products. Our soaps are handcrafted in Northern Michigan and our shampoo is made in small batches in the great state of Tennessee. We order as needed, so we can keep out the man-slumping parabens.
Don’t think that just because something is “natural” that it is good for a man’s body either. We’ve seen one too many “natural man brands” actually fill their shampoo and soaps with lavender oil and tea tree oil. We get they’re trying to create a cool brand. But those ingredients are directly connected to increasing chest fat (man boobs) and increased estrogen levels. C’mon man.
We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.
Forget the girly man soaps and shampoos. Be a Legend instead.
Oils of Olive, Rice Bran, Palm Kernel, Castor — plus Unrefined Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Aloe, and a good ol' dash of Vitamin E.
Saponified oils of olive, rice bran, coconut oil, palm kernel, castor oil, unrefined shea butter, unrefined almond oil, unrefined avocado oil, essential oils and botanicals
Saponified oils of EV olive oil, rice bran oil, coconut oil, palm kernel oil, palm oil, castor oil, avocado oil, shea butter, vitamin E, essential oils, & botanicals, benzoin.
*Sudsy Sandalwood does contain light fragrance. Any fragrance used by Legendary Men’s Care is tested to the highest standards of safety and compliance and has come back clean with no risk detected.
Absolutely! If you care at all about the health of your family (which it sounds like you do), then share this starter kit with them. Don’t worry, it won’t put hair on your lady’s chest. Something we've found in a lot of natural products are oils like tea tree oil and lavender oil. These natural oils work AGAINST a man's testosterone levels. Those ingredients aren't necessarily bad for women, but as guys, we want to stay clear of it. That's why we left those hippie moob oils out of our soaps and shampoo. That said, women can't go wrong with our ingredient list either. Plus there’s no toxic chemicals. It’s a win-win for the entire family unit.
You betcha! We’re so confident you’re gonna love our Legendary Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit, that your purchase is backed by our 100%, no questions asked, no hassle whatsoever, lifetime guarantee.
How can we give such a ridiculous guarantee? Simple.
We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.
There’s no harsh chemicals, no hippie moob oils, no dyes, and no harsh fragrances that disrupt a man’s hormones. PERIOD.
We ensure each batch of our cold-pressed products for men is made with the highest standards in certified facilities right here in the USA.
You’re never gonna go back to your old shower routine after you try this starter kit.
But if for some reason your wife has been slipping soy milk into your morning coffee and you’d rather go back to your feminizing hygiene routine, let us know. We can’t promise we’ll give you your man card back but we can promise you a full refund.
Within the next 4-5 days we can have this entire bundle shipping right to your front door.
So you never…
I repeat— NEVER
Have to suds your skin or your balls with feminizing chemicals ever again.