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Enough with the Estrogenic Elixirs
& Soapy Moob Makers!

Revolutionize Your
Hygiene Game with
the SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Starter Kit!

Legend,

Now you can stand tall against the feminizing chemical onslaught…

By reclaiming and fortifying your masculinity with a shower kit built for the uncompromising man.

Each ingredient in the Shower Like a MAN starter kit passes our rigorous “Legendary Audit”...

Ensuring you get a great clean, while elevating your manliness.

Step out of the shower and face the world boldly from head to toe (and everything between) with the Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit.

Other Shampoo & Soaps vs.
Legendary Shampoo & Soaps

Other
Shampoo & Soap

  • Contain hormone disrupting fragrances and scents

  • Parabens, sulfates, phthalates, and other chemicals that suppress your masculinity

  • Dyed chemical-goop that dry out your skin and scalp

  • May be manufactured in countries with less regulations, possibly making them unsafe

  • Masks your natural God-given attraction pheromones

  • Many “natural brands” contain lavender and tea tree oil increasing man-boobs

  • No money-back guarantees, because many big companies treat you like dollar-signs, not people

  • Smell like a lady or maybe an 8th-grade boys locker room

Legendary
Shampoo & Soap

  • No feminizing fragrances
    or scents

  • Truly “fragrance free” or “unscented” no chemicals, just natural man-friendly essential oils

  • No synthetic chemicals or dyes

  • Free from hormone disrupting chemicals, parabens, or phthalates

  • OneCert Certified organic ingredients and proudly made in the USA

  • Doesn’t mask your natural manly attraction pheromones

  • Ingredients that support a thick, healthy, masculine mane and hydrated skin

  • Comes with a lifetime satisfaction guarantee

  • Smell like a freaking Legend

What You Get Inside
The Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit

1x Bottle Of Legendary Unscented Shampoo

  • Thick, Clean, And Strong Hair

    Natural ingredients that strengthen, clean, and nourish your hair for optimal thickness and maintenance.

  • Certified Organic Ingredients

    Organic natural ingredients that do your hair and hormones good.

  • Genuinely Fragrance Free

    No testosterone crushing fragrances

  • Free From Harsh Chemicals, Parabens, Or Phthalates

    No endocrine disrupting chemicals that sink a man’s swimmers and make you less manly.

  • Won’t Mask Your Manly Pheromones

    God gave you a natural manly scent to attract the opposite sex. So why hide your “He-Man pheromones” with feminizing scents and chemicals that disrupt your “T”?

ingredients

  • Coconut
    Oil

  • Olive
    Oil

  • Aloe
    Vera

  • Rosemary
    Extract

  • Vodka

  • Jojoba
    Oil

  • Horsetail
    Herb

2x Legendary Unscented Soap Bars

  • Genuinely Unscented

    Perfect for covert missions where you gotta smell “neutral”

  • Smell Like a MAN

    No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.

  • Made In The USA

    Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.

  • Gentle Yet Powerful

    Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.

  • Longer Lasting Thick Brick

    Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.

  • No Hippie Moob Oils

    Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.

ingredients

  • Olive
    oil

  • Rice bran
    oil

  • Palm kernel
    oil

  • Castor
    oil

  • Avocado
    oil

  • Almond
    oil

  • Unrefined Shea Butter

  • Vitamin E

  • Aloe

BONUS #1:
1 FREE Bar Of Our Legendary Rustic Ginger Soap

  • Brawny, Spicy Aroma

    Smell like a grizzled, yet dapper frontiersman conquering the wild without toxic fragrances.

  • Smell Like a MAN

    No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.

  • Made In The USA

    Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.

  • Gentle Yet Powerful

    Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.

  • Longer Lasting Thick Brick

    Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.

  • No Hippie Moob Oils

    Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.

ingredients

  • Saponified oils of olive

  • Rice bran

  • Coconut oil

  • Palm kernel

  • Castor oil

  • Unrefined Shea Butter

  • Unrefined almond oil

  • Unrefined avocado oil

  • Essential oils & botanicals

BONUS #2:
1 FREE Bar Of Our Legendary Sudsy Sandalwood Soap

  • Musky, Woody Aroma

    Smell like you just walked out of a cabin built with your bare hands.

  • Smell Like a MAN

    No flowery scents that hide your God-given pheromones.

  • Made In The USA

    Made in a small town in the outskirts of Michigan where American flags fly on every street corner.

  • Gentle Yet Powerful

    Soothe, exfoliate, and nourish your skin, smell like a Legend, and keep toxic chemicals far from your balls.

  • Longer Lasting Thick Brick

    Of handcrafted artisan soap that is. The cleanest soap bar that’s ever made contact with your skin.

  • No Hippie Moob Oils

    Leave the lavender and tea tree oil to the clueless “man brands” out there.

ingredients

  • Saponified oils of EV olive oil

  • Rice bran Oil

  • Coconut oil

  • Palm
    kernel Oil

  • Palm
    Oil

  • Castor
    oil

  • AVOCADO OIL

  • Shea butter

  • Vitamin E

  • Essential oils & botanicals

  • Benzoin

BONUS #3:
FAST & FREE SHIPPING!

Within the next 4-5 days we can have this entire starter kit shipped right to your front door I invision like a white bubble wrap bag kind of thing like we send from the post office. On the front of it says "FAST FREE SHIPPING" in red. The bag at the top is opened (like someone opened it) and you can see some of the items sticking out like the shampoo and soap bars

So you never…

I repeat— NEVER

Have to suds your skin or your balls with feminizing chemicals ever again.

Legendary Standard
100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We’re so confident you’re gonna love our Legendary Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit, that your purchase is backed by our 100%, no questions asked, no hassle whatsoever, lifetime guarantee.

How can we give such a ridiculous guarantee? Simple.

We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.

There’s no harsh chemicals, no hippie moob oils, no dyes, and no synthetic fragrances that disrupt a man’s hormones. PERIOD.

We ensure each batch of our cold-pressed products is made with the highest standards in certified facilities right here in the USA.

You’re never gonna go back to your old shower routine after you try this starter kit.

But if for some reason your wife has been slipping soy milk into your morning coffee and you’d rather go back to your feminizing hygiene routine, let us know. We can’t promise we’ll give you back your man card but we can promise you a full refund.

Original: $55.95 + $10.50 Shipping

$37.95

+ Free Shipping

Order The Shower Like A Man Kit
Plus Get 2 Free Bonus Gifts
  • Free Shipping
  • Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee

Frequently Asked Questions

What Is The Shower Like A Man Starter Kit?

The Shower Like A Man Starter Kit comes with:

1 bottle of Legendary Unscented Shampoo
2 bars of Legendary Unscented Soap
1 Free Legendary Rustic Ginger soap bar
1 Free Legendary Sudsy Sandalwood soap bar
Fast and Free Shipping
100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We wanted to make it ebay for you to overhaul your shower of toxic and feminizing chemicals once and for all and replace them with genuine man-friendly products that support your masculinity.

We wanted to make an absolutely EPIC bundle for you. So here you go, Legend. But it’s only available for a short time.

Is This A Subscription?

Nope. The Shower Like A Man Starter Kit is a one-time purchase. You won’t be rebilled. However after trying the kit, most guys come back to our website and create their own subscription so they never run out of our man-friendly soaps and shampoos. Plus, our subscriptions give you the biggest savings. So after you fall in love with the Shower Like A Man starter kit we recommend you come back and build your subscription to your liking.

How Do I Know If My Current Shower Products Contain Testosterone Killing Chemicals In Them?

I can promise you that the shampoo or soap you are using has the word “fragrance” or “parfum”. Just about every men’s soap or shampoo loads up on fragrances to create their signature scent. They’re often made in a lab and are really a code word for “phthalate” which is one of the worst testosterone killing chemicals in the world.

There’s also parabens in soap and shampoo which extend the shelf life of the product. For the big companies that order millions of bars and bottles at a time, they put parabens in to make sure the product doesn’t spoil before it goes out to the stores. For small companies like us, we don’t need parabens to extend the life of our products. Our soaps are handcrafted in Northern Michigan and our shampoo is made in small batches in the great state of Tennessee. We order as needed, so we can keep out the man-slumping parabens.

Don’t think that just because something is “natural” that it is good for a man’s body either. We’ve seen one too many “natural man brands” actually fill their shampoo and soaps with lavender oil and tea tree oil. We get they’re trying to create a cool brand. But those ingredients are directly connected to increasing chest fat (man boobs) and increased estrogen levels. C’mon man.

We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.

Forget the girly man soaps and shampoos. Be a Legend instead.

What Ingredients Are In Your Unscented Shampoo?

  • Organic Coconut Oil
  • Organic Olive Oil
  • Organic Aloe Vera
  • Organic Rosemary Extract
  • Organic Vodka
  • Organic Jojoba Oil
  • Organic Horsetail Herb

What Ingredients Are In Your Unscented Soap Bar?

Oils of Olive, Rice Bran, Palm Kernel, Castor — plus Unrefined Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Aloe, and a good ol' dash of Vitamin E.

What Ingredients Are In Your Rustic Ginger Soap Bar?

Saponified oils of olive, rice bran, coconut oil, palm kernel, castor oil, unrefined shea butter, unrefined almond oil, unrefined avocado oil, essential oils and botanicals

What Ingredients Are In Your Sudsy Sandalwood Soap Bar?

Saponified oils of EV olive oil, rice bran oil, coconut oil, palm kernel oil, palm oil, castor oil, avocado oil, shea butter, vitamin E, essential oils, & botanicals, benzoin.

*Sudsy Sandalwood does contain light fragrance. Any fragrance used by Legendary Men’s Care is tested to the highest standards of safety and compliance and has come back clean with no risk detected.

Can My Wife Or Kids Use This?

Absolutely! If you care at all about the health of your family (which it sounds like you do), then share this starter kit with them. Don’t worry, it won’t put hair on your lady’s chest. Something we've found in a lot of natural products are oils like tea tree oil and lavender oil. These natural oils work AGAINST a man's testosterone levels. Those ingredients aren't necessarily bad for women, but as guys, we want to stay clear of it. That's why we left those hippie moob oils out of our soaps and shampoo. That said, women can't go wrong with our ingredient list either. Plus there’s no toxic chemicals. It’s a win-win for the entire family unit.

Does It Come With A Guarantee?

You betcha! We’re so confident you’re gonna love our Legendary Shower Like A MAN Starter Kit, that your purchase is backed by our 100%, no questions asked, no hassle whatsoever, lifetime guarantee.

How can we give such a ridiculous guarantee? Simple.

We have the strictest standards when it comes to our products. We’re made in the USA. We use only the best ingredients that go through a rigorous audit to virtually guarantee each product is great for your hair, skin, and manhood.

There’s no harsh chemicals, no hippie moob oils, no dyes, and no harsh fragrances that disrupt a man’s hormones. PERIOD.

We ensure each batch of our cold-pressed products for men is made with the highest standards in certified facilities right here in the USA.

You’re never gonna go back to your old shower routine after you try this starter kit.

But if for some reason your wife has been slipping soy milk into your morning coffee and you’d rather go back to your feminizing hygiene routine, let us know. We can’t promise we’ll give you your man card back but we can promise you a full refund.

How Long Will It Take For My Order To Arrive?

Within the next 4-5 days we can have this entire bundle shipping right to your front door.

So you never…

I repeat— NEVER

Have to suds your skin or your balls with feminizing chemicals ever again.